Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Combination laughing/sobbing at this.
RIP to one of the bravest leaders the world has ever known.
I just told someone I would cover their closing shift the night before my only final.
My favorite Seahawk. You led us to the superbowl, gave us so many memories, I know you had some shaky seasons, but I loved defending your play to my friends. Ring of Honor bound. If you had to play anywhere else, I’m glad it’s Tennessee, teach our boy Locker the ropes. To Matthew Hasselbeck, the greatest Seahawk Quarterback.